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I feel better already! (And when you're feeling sad, it's okay, because I'm probably pulling a push door. Happens all the time. I don't read doors.

This goes to all Portuguese speakers out there!!!   "PUSH" in English sounds exactly like our word for "pull" in Portuguese.

"whenever you feel sad, just remember somewhere in the world is an idiot pulling a door thay says push!

Not even gonna try this  This took me ten mins to get what it was saying...

Genius Challenge lol funny jokes humor funny quotes joke <> I am so glad that I fully read everything mentally before I say it.

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"When you are dead, you don't know that you're dead. It is difficult only for the others.It is the same when You are Stupid. You Know Who You Are!

Due to the current work load...

NOTICE - Due to the current work load the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice. when will that fucking notice turn up?

Wait for your Boaz - not any of his cousins: Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, Beatinyo-az. Wait for your Boaz.

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives.

Lol yes!!!!

Must be a blonde

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Shower with Dawn Dish soap lol!

Hahaha! This cracked me up cuz all my guy friends would bring knives on a date. Not for that specific reason, just cuz they are hunter/survival guys who always have one on them. A few of my girl friends would too.  And actually I would love to have my (currently nonexistent) boyfriend carve our initials or names in a tree..  just saying..  maybe one day..

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Two blondes fell down a hole blonde jokes.

lol  Yes, it's a very jarring thing to wake up to.

so true. the poster up on the wall above my bed fell down on my face in the middle of the night, and I thought I was getting kidnapped and I would have to fend off the attacker in my pjs! I nearly had a heart attack.

My family has been known to play board games until someone cries. :-P // If you're not prepared to lose every friend you have over a board game, you're not playing hard enough.

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33 Facts to be happy about. What is that adorable animal?

You realize that sidewalks aren't wide enough for three people.

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