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Order For Delivery Please

I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered. I would have that number on speed dial!


This is how I feel watching literally ANY nature show, and then I always end up rooting for the animal that ends up dying.

True statement!

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." - Theodore Roosevelt President of USA


And when the cop told me I smelled like marijuana, I told him he smelled like bacon.I don't think he thought that was very funny, which is why I'm calling you collect.