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Twinkle, twinkle little snitch, mind your business you nosey B*tch. | pardon the french

Rottenecards - My lack of dusting skills will finally pay off at Halloween. I'm going to use this as a comeback to my husband next time I find a date etched into dust on something!

Saturday chilling – please accept a helping hand!
I experience this too often! I hate society's leaches and slugs as well as stupid firemen who think they know my job better than I do.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I am quiet right now because what I really want to say would likely incite violence, and I really need my job right now.

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Had a lot of training during my marriage - now that I'm single, there's no difference!! :)
I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. story of my lifeeee

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. ALWAYS my thought process

Life on hold indefinitely for NHL playoffs. A newish friend of mine keeps texting to ask, "How about dinner tonight if there isn't hockey?" Um, not to be dismissive, but it's Playoff season, my friend...there is ALWAYS hockey!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

It's not called 'bitching'. It's called 'laying it ALL out on a platter for you in case you were unaware'.

When I say "I'd like to talk", what I really mean is "I'd like to completely blindside you & unleash weeks of pent up frustration & resentment until you understand my feelings." uh, yeah, pretty much.

Community: 17 "Someecards" That Are Too Sassy For Their Own Good
Glad I'm not the only one...

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I must be one lmao

Yes, I am a control freak and that's why all of my work gets done correctly, thank you very much!

Definitely NOT me, but it made me laugh though. ‍♀️

Funny Confession Ecard: I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.

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