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Twinkle, twinkle little snitch, mind your business you nosey B*tch. | pardon the french

Rottenecards - My lack of dusting skills will finally pay off at Halloween. I'm going to use this as a comeback to my husband next time I find a date etched into dust on something!

I experience this too often!  I hate society's leaches and slugs as well as stupid firemen who think they know my job better than I do.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I am quiet right now because what I really want to say would likely incite violence, and I really need my job right now.

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. story of my lifeeee

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. ALWAYS my thought process

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

It's not called 'bitching'. It's called 'laying it ALL out on a platter for you in case you were unaware'.

When I say "I'd like to talk", what I really mean is "I'd like to completely blindside you & unleash weeks of pent up frustration & resentment until you understand my feelings." uh, yeah, pretty much.

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I must be one lmao

Yes, I am a control freak and that's why all of my work gets done correctly, thank you very much!

Definitely NOT me, but it made me laugh though. ‍♀️

Funny Confession Ecard: I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.

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