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Dear Teen Girls, Go for the nerdy ones. Trust us. Sincerely, Grown Women Everywhere

My Dear Son!!  And tornado season is 365 days a year. by laurel

My little boy has his own ecard. Don't mistake my cuteness for weakness. I will terrorize you and turn this house upside down like the tiny tornado that I am.

I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There is a difference.

I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There is a difference. Selectively social means you don't social with stupid people

This is exactly how I feel. I know so many "story tellers" it isn't funny! But I never call them out on their bullshit, because I think the stories are just to humorous not to hear! Lmao!

This is exactly how I feel. I know so many "story tellers" it isn't funny! But I never call them out on their bullshit, because I think the stories are just to humorous not to hear! So many stories I hear!

A little italic text and this would be even more awesome.

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I am not insulting you. I would never insult you.give me some credit!

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wtf: I don't HATE people I just . never mind, yeah, I do, I fucking hate people.

I shop online all the time and leave all the stuff in shopping cart for a couple of days to make sure I really NEED it!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

Newsflash!

Humor ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe You aint nothing but a hoe You think you're cute You think you're classy Newsflash girl You're fricken nasty LMAO terribly funny and accurate

So does R. Just as R remembers that you kicked him out. He didn't abandon them (not that you can abandon things that were never yours). You cheated on him, tried to convince him that he had white children, and then kicked him out when you stole another man. Tell me, is he still there or did he "abandon" you too?

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

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