Vodka is the new black. It goes with everything.
Oh yayyy it's Monday tomorrow, I said yesterday. I believe I was drinking at the time.
Friday on the first week of school
Note to Self: Spend More Time on the Wheel
Did somebody say it's Thursday? Um . . . It's actually Friday Eve. Just saying.
Time to make friends with your inner procrastinator. This way you'll be up to ten times more likely to develop an appreciation for dust. WIN! And up to 20 times less likely to over-water your plants. WIN / WIN
Yes, I've had my fair share of obstacles. And yes, I believe that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. But spiders will ALWAYS CREEP ME OUT.
Ladies and gentlemen . . . step right up to the LONGEST DAY IN THE WORLD! (We can’t possibly still be today.)
Beauty is in the groin of the beholder. Always.
Judging me? No problem. Of course, you realize that I’ll be expecting you to be perfect, right?