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Vodka is the new black. It goes with everything.

Oh yayyy it's Monday tomorrow, I said yesterday. I believe I was drinking at the time.

So much talk about the RIGHT questions lately.  all I got is, "does this wine make me look drunk?"

So much talk about the RIGHT questions lately. all I got is, "does this wine make me look drunk?

The secret to success is in the peanut sauce. (It's ALWAYS in the peanut sauce.)

The secret to success is in the peanut sauce. (It's ALWAYS in the peanut sauce.

Judging me? No problem. Of course, you realize that I’ll be expecting you to be perfect, right?

As we evolve, so do our bodies. It is my prediction that humans in the future will be born with a backspace key for their mouths.

Yes, I've had my fair share of obstacles. And yes, I believe that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.  But spiders will ALWAYS CREEP ME OUT.

There comes a time in everyone's life when you just have to face that you will never be able to do the splits.

Today is the first day of the rest of my life. It's also Monday. This is not a good sign.

Today is the first day of the rest of my life. It's also Monday. This is not a good sign.

I read somewhere that lemons in restaurants tested positive for E. coli and since lemon water is one of our fave drinks around here (second to wine, of course), I've since taken up the habit of washing my lemons with dish soap before cutting into them.  Does this make me neurotic?

I read somewhere that lemons in restaurants tested positive for E. coli and since lemon water is one of our fave drinks around here (second to wine, of course), I've since taken up the habit of washing my lemons with dish soap before cutting into them. Does this make me neurotic?

Time to make friends with your inner procrastinator. This way you'll be up to ten times more likely to develop an appreciation for dust.  WIN!  And up to 20 times less likely to over-water your plants.  WIN / WIN

Time to make friends with your inner procrastinator. This way you'll be up to ten times more likely to develop an appreciation for dust. And up to 20 times less likely to over-water your plants.

Never drunk text.   Unless if you're drinking.  Then definitely drunk text.

Never drunk text. Unless if you're drinking. Then definitely drunk text.

Love it when my daughter decides to do laundry. And my favourite dress gets transformed into my next hand-me-down. To Barbie.

Love it when my daughter decides to do laundry. And my favourite dress gets transformed into my next hand-me-down. To Barbie.

If you know me in real life, you know that I'm not political. In fact, I stay AWAY from politics because they're run by ... politicians.  That said, I can't help but notice the calendar dates.   What does this mean??? Does it mean things are going to get fixed or things are going to get worse???  Or maybe it means nothing. Maybe I'm just over-thinking. Maybe I should have bought chocolate on my way home tonight. Or a bottle of wine.

If you know me in real life, you know that I'm not political. In fact, I stay AWAY from politics because they're run by ... politicians. That said, I can't help but notice the calendar dates. What does this mean??? Does it mean things are going to get fixed or things are going to get worse??? Or maybe it means nothing. Maybe I'm just over-thinking. Maybe I should have bought chocolate on my way home tonight. Or a bottle of wine.

I have a reason to celebrate! To follow the writing journey, head on over to the blog and sign up. Now would be good. http://Moxie-Dude.com

I have a reason to celebrate! To follow the writing journey, head on over to the blog and sign up. Now would be good. http://Moxie-Dude.com

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A cop just knocked in my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. I told him, “That’s impossible, my dogs don't even have bikes.

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