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True story, I have 3 vm on my phone right now that I refuse to listen to

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

The only reason I check my voicemail is to get of the little icon on my screen.

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

When your ex says, 'You'll never find anyone like me'.Say, 'that's the point'.

Funny and relatable moments in life that makes you go lol so true. Come have a laugh or submit your lolsotrue moment.

Oh yeah!!!

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

6th grade

Oh, thank god! But the sad thing is, when I get older I will probably still say thank god I don't look like I did at

Dear Sweatpants & Hoodies...

Funny pictures about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Also, Dear sweatpants and hoodies.

First things first, I'm the realest. Drop this down and let the whole world feel it.

The first time I rapped all of Lose Yourself by Eminem. That awesome feeling of how gangster you are the first time you rap your favorite part of a song without screwing up.

I don't like thinking of this in the daylight either!

or other scary things that come out in the dark. Like burglars. Or murderers, or clowns. Or spiders, or ghosts.

Pintrest  vs Facebook

Hate is a strong word, but thought this was funny! I don't really hate anyone!

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Ha, I HATE HATE HATE people constantly asking me what's wrong or why I'm upset when I am in a perfectly great mood! My pet peeve.upsets me everytime :O


This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

Haha, glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

I feel like this when I go to Target for one specific thing and they don't have it. I feel like every cashier is looking at me wondering if I am feeling ok or if I had some kind of head injury.