so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
Dwight's feelings regenerate - The Office quotes by Dwight Schrute: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man.