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I like it.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim. It sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing in the morning.

God yes, If only...then again pretty sure if I want to be travelling prob going into the wrong field unless I can be a travelling social worker...sounds legit

can we skip this whole college thing and go straight to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling.

Roger, Wilco! Send a message about Radio Procedures that your crew ...

Roger, Wilco! Send a message about Radio Procedures that your crew will receive.

who refuses to set up his voicemail for this very reason. My voicemail message should say: You know good and well I'm not going to answer so please hang up and text me. I don't do phone calls.

haha my mom used to always say I tan b/c tan fat looks better than pale fat!!! hahaha

weekend open post. What's on your mind?

But wasn't it Eve who convinced Adam to eat the apple?

oh, and I don't think your stupid. that stuff happens. it's cool.

Free and Funny News Ecard: Pss, I know what your text meant even with the misspelled word. No need to send another text with correctly spelled word. I'm just that smart.

Why can't Santa really exist to grant me this?

You have noooo idea how many times a day i say something like this! or i say i want to send all stupid people to a freezing cold island in alaska but same thing!