Start your morning shower with a jolt of energy by using the Shower Shock caffeinated soap bar. These soap bars are filled with 200 milligrams of caffeine, good for twelve showers that will wake you up when you’re feeling tired and groggy.
Although soap is meant to be the cleanser, how are you supposed to keep IT clean when your sweaty, deodorant-shunning roommate gets ahold of a bar in the shower? ButtFace soap at least establishes some boundaries and instructions for sanitary use.
This sex panther cologne is known to make you an irresistible to the ladies. Made with bits of real panther, studies show this formidable and pungent cologne works every time, sixty percent of the time (actually smells great).