The presenters stare gleefully into the abyss.
Press coverage of the government cauliflower mystery. Could it be terroism?
Lolcat is watching you burn. Sadface.
Promotional poster for a new perfume. Reflecting the increased popularity of fecklessness in popular culture.
A hot shot panel on BBC One's Question Time tackle the thorny topic of "Should the government cut back funding on the black arts?"
Take That described having to open a phoneline to deal with public complaints "profoundly humiliating".
Bruce Forsyth learns he will spawn a terrible crime syndicate.
Could this Eastenders episode illustrate the growing resentment Britain feels towards the psychic community? Plus, a dog pisses on Alfie's carpet.
"They didn't see it coming" says government spokesperson.
No room for happy religious sentiment in the workplace.