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Why to Give Up Drinking . . . Dear Alcohol, We had a deal that you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I saw the video, We need to talk.

Why to Give Up Drinking . . . Dear Alcohol, We had a deal that you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I saw the video, We need to talk.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,  inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

I solemnly swear to be the best Bitch I can be. I will honor the Bitches before me, and mentor the Bitches behind me.

I solemnly swear to be the best Bitch I can be. I will honor the Bitches before me, and mentor the Bitches behind me.

Funny Confession Ecard: The first thing I do when I realize I don't know where I'm going is turn down the radio. I don't have time for your shit Ke$ha, I'm lost.

Funny Confession Ecard: The first thing I do when I realize I don't know where I'm going is turn down the radio. I don't have time for your shit Ke$ha, I'm lost.

I promise to love, honor, cherish and not have access to weapons during certain days of my cycle.

I promise to love, honor, cherish and not have access to weapons during certain days of my cycle.

Please don't wear your jammies outside. It will never be in fashion.

Please don't wear your jammies outside. It will never be in fashion.

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world. . . oh sorry. . that's wine....wine does that

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world. . . oh sorry. . that's wine....wine does that

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