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Look At This Dog   *Responds to the name Gilligan  *Last seen chilling in my back yard, srsly not giving a sh*#  *Plays by his own rules and apologizes to no man. Or dog.  *Will flip out if offered cheese, especially Kraft slices.  *Borderline obese. Ya know, from Kraft slices.  *Loves rolling in his own filth. But who doesn’t?  *Has a gorgeous, flowing mane, akin to a majestic lion’s.  *Not Lost – just wanted to show you how awesome my dog is.

Look At This Dog *Responds to the name Gilligan *Last seen chilling in my back yard, srsly not giving a sh*# *Plays by his own rules and apologizes to no man. Or dog. *Will flip out if offered cheese, especially Kraft slices. *Borderline obese. Ya know, from Kraft slices. *Loves rolling in his own filth. But who doesn’t? *Has a gorgeous, flowing mane, akin to a majestic lion’s. *Not Lost – just wanted to show you how awesome my dog is.

This may be the greatest thing I've seen all week :)

This may be the greatest thing I've seen all week :)

Wooooow

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