Look At This Dog *Responds to the name Gilligan *Last seen chilling in my back yard, srsly not giving a sh*# *Plays by his own rules and apologizes to no man. Or dog. *Will flip out if offered cheese, especially Kraft slices. *Borderline obese. Ya know, from Kraft slices. *Loves rolling in his own filth. But who doesn’t? *Has a gorgeous, flowing mane, akin to a majestic lion’s. *Not Lost – just wanted to show you how awesome my dog is.