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Pretty much!!

I have times of intense hermit-like behavior that lasts for months- Usually, when I am beyond overwhelmed. I am currently experiencing this.

Hahah...I would never say that. Ever.

Funny Confession Ecard: Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

Poor men, no matter how often we warn them, they just don't get it... LOL

Sounds just like a reason. Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to pretend that what you just said dosent bother me, but I will flip out on you later for no reason.

Narcissism - Finding humor again after loving a Narcissist - "Pinterest makes me like people I've never met...Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life."

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Ecard: Look... I'm trying to rant here. Stop interrupting me with 'facts' and 'reason'.

Stop interrupting me with facts & reason.

Sorry I don't have the house spotless, laundry folded, and dinner on the table. As it turns out, my full time job gets in the way of me being a housewife. Not that it really makes a difference...

Sorry I don't have the house spotless, laundry folded, and dinner on the table. As it turns out, my full time job gets in the way of me being a housewife./ So glad my husband understands :)

Fat Bitch

Funny Family Ecard: I pin more food and sarcastic comments than anything. People must think I am one fat bitch.

True story

your ecards, feed a cold, starve a fever, give pms ANYTHING it wants, lol

Keeping my mouth shut is an accomplishment! Haha

Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut XD ikr - Funni Pic - Funny Pictures - Humour

Gotta do it soon @Emily Schoenfeld Schoenfeld Weichman

{'I'd like a Diet Coke please.' 'Is Diet Pepsi okay?' 'Is Monoply money okay?'} My feelings exactly

I got jokes. All kinds of jokes.

I got jokes. All kinds of jokes.

I will too.

I'm not OCD but you can count on me to turn your toilet paper in the correct position. LOL) SO TRUE!

I want to say this. ALL THE TIME.

I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying, "Shut up, I know I can do it, I just don't want to." encouragement funny leave me alone humor

seriously

I use to blame it on "mommy brain", but I swear I have early onset alzheimer's!

#laundry #fun

This is the truth.and me and mom are the oy ones in the house who have to do laundry so wen i do it i get suoer excited seeing no dirty clothes until i see my dad walk in the door then the moment ends!

:D

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I always want only two things: lose weight and eat.

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