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wish they would quit posting food on pinterest - Google Search

So true. I just pinned 30 recipes to my board and yet I am still making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

You're worthless, especially at work

You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is you're worthless


This is me! Funny Confession Ecard: I often laugh at extremely inappropriate times. Not because I'm nervous or anything.mainly because I think inappropriate things are funny.

The last one might just become my new mantra

Funny Jokes Pictures And Quotes. QuotesGram joke,laugh,Humor– Life is too short to be serious…. Inspirational Really Funny Jokes And Quotes.

Yup. You two thought I was a pushover and just couldn't handle it when I stood up for myself

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not really a bitch.I'm just a woman with a backbone.

asshole vs douchebag here lies the problem I could never tell the difference until now! :)

Assholes vs douchebags Funny and very true. Oh sooooo true. assholes are better than douchebags!