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Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty. and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard.

I JUST IMAGINE THIS REALLY MANLY VOICE FOR THE BUNNY AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!

I JUST IMAGINE THIS REALLY MANLY VOICE FOR THE BUNNY AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!

adding-and-shit-to-the-end-of-a-sentence

adding "and shit" at the end of sentence, can make anything sound thug. Example: i was playing with my bubbles and shit.

So perfect that I have no words. Except, it was just one buck.

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

LOL omg this made me laugh so hard you probably heard me in your room

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Adding 'and shit' at the end of a sentence, can make anything sound thug. Example: ' I was playing with my bubbles and shit.

It doesn't matter if you've been naughty or nice...that creepy Elf on the Shelf is going to kill you one night while you're sleeping!

that creepy Elf on the Shelf is going to kill you one night while you're sleeping!lol he is kinda creepy but the kids love him

Ecard humor

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

Princess Ariel on Hoarders. Oh crap, I thought of this while watching The Little Mermaid yesterday.

Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders. 'Look at this stuff isn't it neat?' No bitch. You have OCD and this is all trash. OMG - has my love for Ariel made me a hoarder?

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

if you have to put yourself on apedastol to feel better about yourself | in Funny / 1 August 2013 /

don't let my looks deceive you. i have the mouth of a sailor, the temper of an italian housewife, and the the tolerance of an irish man. LOL truth x 100

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