I want to wear this on election day. No seriously.
"I have no idea how it happened." The photo is funny but the problem is real. Dogs can suffocate trying to get food in the trash/recycling or can eat something poisonous.
Seaweed=one hell of a drug.
Don't tell me to calm down. It makes me want to rip your face off and shove it down a toilet.
Bum size is important.
Laughing so hard I'm crying! Love these dog shames! My favorite: "I eat crayons and poop rainbows"
The story of my life! The cat is all over me if I'm reading or on my phone. I really can play a mean game of Tetris and Bejeweled--just the cat jumps up and sits on my phone, gets wrapped up in the charger cords & makes me loose!
NO. It is NOT "peanut butter jelly time." EVER. AGAIN.
I laugh when my mother leaves her bread out & her cats destroy it.
Get out of my head! Or if you must stay, at least beat my brain into submission while you're in there.