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Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck. Very technical, but it is very true. You wouldn't want your life to be just lemon water, now, would you?

Girls night out or in...lol

It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.I've def had the wine flu more then once!

i thought there were no stupid questions

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i wish this could be my signature on my email

Youre = You fucking are.Your = Shows fucking possession. Were = We fucking are.Were = Past fucking tense of are. Where = Specifies a fucking location. Than = A fucking comparison.Then = A point in fucking time.

Want To Date My Daughter?

But I do not object to my daughter dating a guy with piercings or tattoos. My husband has both. I'm not a hypocrite, and what does it matter anyways? I would use this for dating my daughter. Just change some things.

Never run with scissors

Never run with scissors

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so grateful for my mommy friends! They help me maintain a version of sanity

And don't forget the can opener

segastarlit: “ ALL THE TIME! ” [Image description: When a package says ‘easy open’ i end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber.] A gun.

You know who this is for!!

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Wal-Mart vs The Dollar Palace!

"I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something. "People Of Wal-Mart"?I'm not sure I could handle "People Of Dollar Palace"!

Parmesan cheese

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. She loves that Parmesan.

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