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Pessimist: the glass is half empty. Optimist: the glass is half full Me: There is room to add vodka ! Totally me.

the great outdoors.

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

Thank you for sending me to time out. I really thought about what I'd done wrong and constructed a plan for better future behavior. Said no child ever. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

My kid doesn't even need 'time outs' because we raised him to understand you respect your elders.this is why 'time out' never works LoL


"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

According to MASH, I was supposed to end up a successful architect, driving a purple lamborghini, married to Brad Pitt, have one kid and a pet tiger, and living in a mansion. WTF??

omg lol, I forgot about playing MASH when I was a kid.yeah wtf, this is not at ALL how my life was supposed to turn out!

So freakin true! Here it is @Julie Pulliam

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so ... so ... scared. A Saved by the Bell PSA to the dangers of NoDoz. Love it!

"I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so.so. Zack, hold me!" hahah oh my gosh I'm cracking up!

Silly me just packed away Kyle's slushie maker for the winter! Guess I'm pulling it back out!

Strawberry Basil Margarita

I made this margarita with my kids' slushie machine. Alex had to ask which drinks were his when we busted out the slushie machine!


A Surf Shack with a Modernist Soul

Funny Music Ecard: What if rappers rapped about nice things? Like, 'Girl I'm gonna take your clothes off. and hang them neatly in the closet, yeeaah.

Channing Tatum Humor #funny forget the possible questioning it this eye candy is strictly get down to busness wawawawow!

I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D lilmisstude I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D