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I wish I were as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat!

Dont let my looks deceive you...I may not be Italian...but like I just said....don't let my looks deceive you haha

don't let my looks deceive you. i have the mouth of a sailor, the temper of an italian housewife, and the the tolerance of an irish man. LOL truth x 100

Sorry for the language but HAHAHA! Funny ecard

" If i was a bird. one of my favorite movie quotes ever.Sorry for the language but HAHAHA!

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? That's about what it would take for me to attend a princess party.

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