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Thinking Of A Valentine's Card For Your Crush?

Thinking Of A Valentine's Card For Your Crush?

The perfect card when you find yourself kind of dating someone on Valentine's Day. Every time I read this I smile. :: Emily McDowell Awkward Dating Card by Urban Outfitters

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K but what about the Pansexual are we like the forgotten house that nobody knows or are we with the bisexuals in ravenclaw? I mean I actually am a Gryffindor but I'm not straight in the slightest. so idk<<<ANOTHER GRYFFINDOR PANSEXUAL OMG.

that says it all

No, I havent met mr. but i have met, mr liar mr player mr asshole & mr douchebag

Self explanatory

Relax, we are all crazy, it's not a competition. but some people are more "qualified" than others.

BAHAHA! I really don't wish this one anyone, but I can't stop laughing. I have SO stepped on a lego and it HURTS! This quote is some serious hatin' on someone. LOL

I have stepped on a lego and it HURTS! This quote is some serious hatin' on someone.

Go Fuck Yourself. With class! << Well, it's not quite Shakespeare, but it's still amusing!

Who cares I'm awesome.

i want this to be the caption on my christmas card while im holding my cat. while wearing matching sweaters. with a straight face.<------- leaving caption because its funny

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I'm single. Don't pity me. I'm not lonely. I chose to be single. Done settling. Done dating shitty men. And I know what I deserve. And I don't mind waiting for it.

ok ok the word is inappropriate, but how hilarious.

you sir.I find the "C" word to be hilarious, now that might sound odd but it's really peoples reaction to it that I find so funny. In the day and age we live in this 4 letter word is the least of anyone's worries.

Haha

A Simple word that a lot of people have trouble saying! Could save you from a lot of pain,!:)) ~a brilliant word!

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