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I wish someone would have told me how much FUN it is getting older!

OMG! Anyone who has ever went to Chicago with me knows this is my truest of truths!

Quote, If you don't swear while driving then you're not paying attention to the road at all. How not to swear when some people are not paying attention.

Don't attempt to be a snarky bitch if YOU'RE too fn ignorant to master elementary grammar. Redneck retard...smh.

Yesterday, I went on a diet.Thank God that's over. So true!

Thanks to Pinterest. @Leah Wechter

Funny Workplace Ecard: I got so much procrastinating done today.

Work sucks. Now accepting applications for 'Sugar Daddy'.

I was and now she's in Heaven and I'm hoping to meet her some day and I'll still be the big sister only this time I'll not only be older.I'll REALLY be the BIG sister

He he

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Not all girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.

I'm tired...

Most Funny Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Life Quote This is my thought process about 5 days a week.

I was dropped as a baby, into a pool of awesomeness and glitter.

Funny Confession Ecard: I was dropped as a baby, into a pool of awesomeness and glitter.

I don't even know wtf you are trying to make sense of. How much clearer did u need it to be for u? YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE. IT WAS FREAKING BUSINESS. PERIOD. You getting all moppy and down about it only shows the pure patheticness you carry. He's fucking married. You weren't  trying to be his friend bitch who u trying to lie to, Me or yourself? 5 years later your dumb ass still has hope for some delusion you play in your head. It will NEVER be reality.

They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.

If my mom can't find it, nobody can :/

Funny quote if people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

Right?  I can actually hear my son saying this to his sister....

Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children.

Exactly when I was thinking today

and that is why this non-morning-person, whose last job started at 11 AM, now happily, joyfully gets up at 6 AM every day .

Gotta keep that youthful appearance! Ha!

Vivien Leigh as Scarlett Ohara. I think this expression/scene was the ultimate Scarlett moment and really showed Vivien Leighs talent. In a second, she transformed from scared to THIS. Im a hot sexy bitch who doesnt care what you think.

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