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Say no

Parents, it's okay to say "no" to your children. They won't explode.

It's 10pm do you know where your daughter is?

When your daughters boyfriend picks her up for a date, throw a shotgun shell at him. Then tell him "it moves a LOT faster after My dad would do that to me.

Lol. Story of my life. I hate cooking, but I can drink like a fish. I AM my fathers daughter.

Well I do hate cooking, but I can drink like a fish. I Am my fathers daughter.

exactly!!!!

Funny Family Ecard: I am about to show you what happens when you mess with one of my kids. You should probably brace yourself, this is going to hurt.

Halloween

13 Awkward Situations That Will Give Anyone Anxiety

Funny Halloween Ecard: Nothing related to Halloween scares me. What scares me is when I flush someone elses toilet and the water keeps rising.

#truth yip quickest way to get them to take a nap... Reverse childology! Lol

kids are always full of energy until someone says the words "clean up". Then they are so tired. In our house you could also add when someone says "It's time for prayers".

Hahah so true for some old beat friends who sit at home all day!

Too, too funny. Reminds me of a girl I used to work with. She would mix work out gear and bar night clothes for office wear. It was a fashion tragedy.

SERIOUSLY

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

the daily battle

Funny Confession Ecard: My dream is to get through one family meal without saying the phrase, 'Eat your dinner!' on repeat. I dream big, I know.

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