New York's hottest Christmas card is "Stefoooon". This cracked out card is the creation of Latter Day Saint: Morman Rockwell and it. has. EVERYTHING: grandmas, abnormally large turkeys, the severed smiling heads of people from the 1940s, a bowl of just celery, and is that Mick Jagger in the corner? NO! It's my uncle... and he seeees you.