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I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Here is a funny for short ppl

Vertically challenged a. Short People: God only lets things grow until they're perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others!

So true!

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

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Tell us how you REALLY feel. The truth after many, many years of marriage to an ungrateful man. I'd feel like this too if I had one of those men; except I'd pour the damn drink right into his lap!

True

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by 'Let's agree to disagree,' you really mean: 'Let's each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot,' then, yeah, sure.

My Favorite Lie…

Funny pictures about The Lies I've Told. Oh, and cool pics about The Lies I've Told. Also, The Lies I've Told photos.

"Shut the Front Door"

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

Punch you in the face

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

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