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Please, stop it. That photo you posted of yourself today looks just like the one you posted of yourself yesterday. Stop it.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: No one wants to see pictures of your face 5 times a day. Please stop taking selfies, no one cares.

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Ha! Me lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

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Funny Family Ecard: 'Your mega-meltdown tantrum fit totally changed my mind.' Said no mom ever.

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Before the word "hashtag" came along, the # was called a "number sign." Remember that? I, for one, find "hashtags" to be totally stupid and annoying!

Let's Not Cry Over Spilled Beer

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes.

I can only imagine what my phone calls sound like to the other person. "Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?

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Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Thank you for the self-portrait you posted this week. Without it, I might have forgotten what you looked like.

i don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when i'm right here I never  even left.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when I'm right here.

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Funny pictures about Girls from Toddlers and Tiaras telling the truth. Oh, and cool pics about Girls from Toddlers and Tiaras telling the truth. Also, Girls from Toddlers and Tiaras telling the truth.

OMG!!!!! I so agree... sick of people lying to get help when I am honest and work my butt off and dont get any..... integrity.

you're on food stamps, have an iPhone, multiple tattoos, and a fresh mani-pedi. Seems legit.

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