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Sad, but true...it happens.

yep no money. my purse is sitting where all my money went.

I wonder if Heaven is  like being at Target by yourself with a Starbucks in hand with endless amounts of cash  in your envelope...

I wonder if heaven is like Target and Starbucks? I believe this is the White Girl's version of Heaven!

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The mystical relationship between women and clothing.

So true! I do this everytime I get rid of clothes out my closet

I want us to have a love like Romeo and Juliet...I'll pretend I'm dead and you can go kill yourself

I want us to have a love like Romeo and Juliet.I'll pretend I'm dead and you can go kill yourself


Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: No really, I love taking time out of my busy schedule to explain something that should be common knowledge to a person in your position who gets paid more than me.

I know that wearing an oversized t-shirt does not make me look more skinny, but it does make me feel less fat

Wearing an oversized shirt may not make me look skinny, but it does make me feel less fat.

This made me lol!

Just when you think you might be feeling good about your Mommy skills, a trip to the store with your kids can put you back in your place real quick. definitely been there

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

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FAT Truth #5

Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or chocolate. Or pizza. Nothing in this world beats the taste of chocolate, nothing.

So inappropriate but we've ALL had these thoughts, right?

Bahaha everyday at work! Change to read 'I have to remember that the .