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Pharmacist humor. Who else can read a Dr.'s squiggles?

20 Reasons Why Going To The Doctor Is The Absolute Worst

90s problems. 1, 4, &5 were HUGE PROBLEMS!!  LoL!

90s problems

Oh my goodness... the sad part is...I have the time to do something stupid like this!

Oh my goodness... the sad part is...I have the time to do something stupid like this!

The Defibrillator Toaster     My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming:   WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!  DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCS OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!  Hes bread, Jim.  Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M  ----------------  If we dont restart his heart , hes toast!  JESUS CRUST.  JAM IT!   Daddys in a butter place now, kids.

The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming: WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP! DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCS OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!! Hes bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M ---------------- If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! Daddys in a butter place now, kids.

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