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When Somebody Annoys You :)) haha

Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that motherfucker.

I would want mine to read the same bc then ppl will laugh and not cry :)

This was my Halloween costume in elementary school (minus the "bastards"), except the tombstone I had was styrofoam & I got it from Walt Disney World. I was a ghost wearing a green mask & a big white sheet costume holding the tombstone. People loved it.

How can you not laugh at this...maybe it is just because my cute husband is SO funny about this.

I don't want to sound like a badass, but I eject my USB without removing it safely. (Oh yeah, living on the wild side.

Dunno why but I laughed so much when I saw this. Bitch Please Meme Upgraded. :D

Ta daaaa ta daaaa ta ra da (007 theme)

Dunno why but I laughed so much when I saw this. Bitch Please Meme Upgraded.

Lmao!

If I had a nickel for every time I've wanted to kill you, I'd probably have enough to hire someone to do it for me.

Absolutely hilarious!

Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm sorry, we can't hire you, but your background check was hilarious.

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Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance! Lol! #carmeme

Definitely the best photo recreation. Laughing so hard right now. Funny Confession Ecard: I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by .

My idea of a happy meal is... - http://jokideo.com/my-idea-of-a-happy-meal-is/

posted My idea of a Happy Meal is a bottle of Vodka, 2 Xanax, and a Cookie. to their -funny stuff- postboard via the Juxtapost bookmarklet.

I explained to my mom what ecards are and then told her this one.  It's a really good thing I was the one driving. She cracked up lol :-D

These are a few of my favorite pins. - Page 15

Funny Ecard: I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people.I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

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