Stoned guy thinking he is making sense: "Dude you know, like we could have made wishes but then like someone just like you know, said i wish we couldn't and like now we can't." Dude: "Sorry man, uhhh, what'd you say?
Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.
"Last week I was elated to find a six-pack of Sharpies at the local dollar store. What a deal, right? Today, a closer look revealed that I had actually purchased one of Sharpie's retarded siblings: Skerple.