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If you change it to say you and make me believe in Jesus, it would be just right. Even though the Walmart thin mints are just as good at a quarter of the price.

If you change it to say you and make me believe in Jesus, it would be just right. Even though the Walmart thin mints are just as good at a quarter of the price.

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

Today's Modern Woman... pick two (except I'm not sure an on-time dinner and full time job can go together....)

Today's Modern Woman... pick two (except I'm not sure an on-time dinner and full time job can go together....)

We should have a way of telling  people their breath   stinks without   hurting their   feelings like, "I'm  bored, lets go   brush your teeth!"

We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, "I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!"

Joke's on them! I spend all my time on Pinterest and don't have time to cook, clean, or work out. :)

Joke's on them! I spend all my time on Pinterest and don't have time to cook, clean, or work out. :)

I want this shirt! Story of my life!!" data-componentType="MODAL_PIN

I want this shirt! Story of my life!!" data-componentType="MODAL_PIN

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