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Some people should thank their LUCKY STARS that everything I wished for does not come true. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

True story, I have 3 vm on my phone right now that I refuse to listen to

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

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You may think the grass is greener on the other side. But if you take the time to water your own grass it would be just as green.hard to remember at times but so true!

Story of our life's! But Colton & I have some nosey people in our lives!

So true.and you would think with everyone so busy with their life in making their choices and learning from their lessons that they would not have time to mind anyone's business.just sayin' !

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Ha, I HATE HATE HATE people constantly asking me what's wrong or why I'm upset when I am in a perfectly great mood! My pet peeve.upsets me everytime :O

I unfortunately do this way to often..

"Oh I'll wake up and wash/blow dry/straighten my hair" . "I'll wake up early to shave my legs" . "If I go to bed now, I'll wake up early to finish this homework" . Alarm goes off: "Oh well, maybe I'll wake up early tomorrow to do it"

I honestly knew that since I was a little girl. I was, am, and will never be one of those people who get what they want easily, I will always have to strive and work hard for what I want, and honestly it makes me tougher than steel. Sometimes I get really tired though.....

Life is not fair. Most things we suffer in life sometimes we bring on ourselves as a result of bad choices. Put God first and choose the right thing. You will suffer less in life.

OMG with so many celebrity clients in town this weekend for the Golden Globes, non stop lunches, dinners and parties the next 4 days ugh and I need to work too!

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain." --this is so true to life.

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It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Romans 8:28.. All things work together for the good of those who love him and who are called according to his purpose.. Just because something "seems" bad doesn't mean that it's not for our good.. God is good and only has good planned for us..

How Does Faith Work: Simple Short Sermons: Sometimes the best thing you can do is not think, no wonder, not imagine not obsess. Just breathe and have faith that everything will work our for the best.

Stupid...or What...Didn't we all think this way?

remember when we were young, how we couldn't wait to be grown up? Wow, were we stupid or what?


It's a proven fact that you cannot think thoughts of gratitude and be unhappy at the same time. The mind does not compute it. Be grateful for all kinds of things & you'll be happy

When a girl says, "Don't worry about it." You better fucking worry about it :P