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Free, Confession Ecard: The first person to complain this summer about it being "too hot" is getting punched. In the throat.

WowGags! Here are 15 Reasons Why You Should Have Kids..

Loved this.Reasons Why Having Kids Is Awesome. So funny + true. Being a parent means lots of laughter + funny times.

Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend then night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe.

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.

Yes...true that!

You there, emotions. You cause nothing but problems. I say f*ck off!

where's my little gus gus? or the birds that sew...i've got some mending that needs help. *sigh*

I dont care Disney lied to us about Prince Charming I'm more upset about forest creators unwillingness to clean house.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when I'm right here. I never even left.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when I'm right here.

Yeah you always have an excuse!!!

Thanks so much for that update about your super busy life. nobody has ever gone to work, the gym and made dinner in one day. I do it but not the gym I workout at home saves time and money

Confession  This is me every day in my retirement years. But I've" paid my dues" so I can do whatever I want! At least that's how I see it.  qb

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm well on my way to getting absolutely nothing done today. So my Saturdays!

This becomes even more important when you get older...lol!

Definitely teacher humor here! At least you get to pee at 3 when the kids leave! Nurses work 12 plus hours and don't pee. Teacher humor my foot.

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"Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession." Haha so true!

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