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Actually, I had to learn that one on my own, but I'm think I'm picking it up nicely...and I've certainly taught my girls how to do it.  :)

Funny Breakup Ecard: Well its a pity your mother din't teach you how to treat a woman. Fortunately for me, mine taught me how to treat a douchebag.

Oh, you owe me money, but you're still going out and spending money you say you don't have? Just checking...

Free, Independence Day Ecard: Hi, I'm your neighbor and I'll be shooting off fireworks everyday til 2 o'clock in the morning, until the of July.

Feed a cold, starve a fever, give PMS ANYTHING it wants.

How to tame the beasts. Feed a cold, starve a fever, give PMS ANYTHING it wants.

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Happy 'Call of Duty' Season! ...where husbands hibernate in front of their XBOX for the winter & their wives take up watching 'Snapped'.

Funny College Ecard: No, dear student, we didn't 'do anything important' while you were 'sick.' We sat & wept while awaiting your sunburned return.


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