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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I always want only two things: lose weight and eat.


Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

What I wish I could say

oh, I offended you with my opinion? you should hear the ones I keep to myself.


I'll take the brick house bod I had at 17 but keep the chest and height I have now.

I don't even know wtf you are trying to make sense of. How much clearer did u need it to be for u? YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE. IT WAS FREAKING BUSINESS. PERIOD. You getting all moppy and down about it only shows the pure patheticness you carry. He's fucking married. You weren't  trying to be his friend bitch who u trying to lie to, Me or yourself? 5 years later your dumb ass still has hope for some delusion you play in your head. It will NEVER be reality.

They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.

Story of my life

Funny Confession Ecard: I know it's hard to believe that I'm right of the time. The other is when I have to solve math problems.

my dance moves are pretty awesome after 2 glasses of wine... #WineHumor

my dance moves are pretty awesome after 2 glasses of wine... #WineHumor

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NOT guilty.However, if you change the candy bar to COTTON CANDY.Then maybe I could be found guilty.

Haha i do this all the time

Haha i do this all the time

That's so meme

You are not responding in the wat I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it. Your eCards