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My big fat greek life!

Life of a stay at home mom

Replace "kid" with "brother" and this is my life.

We didn't get a card from my inlaws. I guess they were sold out of the ' for our wonderful son and that crazy bitch he married' cards. Yup yup fresh out

This is so my mother in law! Nuckols We didn't get a card from my inlaws. I guess they were sold out of the ' for our wonderful son and that crazy bitch he married' cards. Yup yup fresh out

Shall I compare thee to a summers eve? For thou art a douche.

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!

Dump A Day someone elses kids - Dump A Day

someone elses kids - Dump A Day

So much to do...

Funny Weekend Ecard: So much to do. So little desire to do it.

To be fair, us girls really should warn the others around us.but that wouldn't be as much fun.

Narcissism - Finding humor again after loving a Narcissist - "Pinterest makes me like people I've never met...Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life."

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I know that wearing an oversized t-shirt does not make me look more skinny, but it does make me feel less fat

Wearing an oversized shirt may not make me look skinny, but it does make me feel less fat.

Amen! People don't understand this about me... Ignoring people is my way of being nice sometimes...

Free, Confession Ecard: Oh, I'm not shy. My mother always told me if I have nothing nice to say to not say anything at all.

I like this because I actually have a job like this, and I get to spend most work days in my home office with my puppy dog.  I'm a lucky, lucky lady!

DownDog Funnies: All I really want.

kids, toddlers, wine, parenting, ecard, funny, alcohol, mums

The 27 Best Trader Joes Wines (That Won't Break The Bank)

Funny parenting meme- "The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink." SO TRUE or vodka, as the case may be.

Facebook Lurker: One who doesn't like, comment, share or post on Facebook. Kinda creepy!

Funny Workplace Ecard: Typed in large word and it's not underlined in red. Must purposefully type word incorrectly to see if it's still working.

Temptation   YEAH!  @Samantha White @Jamie Moffett (Daniels) and @Erin Daniels

White Moffett (Daniels) and Daniels

please don't see me...

Every damn time I go to the grocery store.

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