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"Like a museum." Tell me about it!!

Museum of "Two Kids Live in This House"! ummmm yes this is my entire house

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"One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny." ~Unknown Oh wait, guess I fit in this category;

LMBO! worst feeling EVER. then u go on to apologize and explain urself .

"You know those stories you start out telling. and then you realize there's no point and you wonder, 'why am I telling this story'. It happens to me a lot.

'nuff said...  :P

'nuff said.

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Every time I hear that dirty word exercise I wash my mouth out with chocolate :)

Hah! Similar to: I bet you shower naked.. You slut. ;P

I heard she was born naked. THAT SLUT! Hartwell saw this and thought of you and your epidermis lol

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Yep -You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands for instance if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Funny!! No kidding

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

kids

The Godbaby: “Get in the car, now, Gladys!” Gladys: “Whatcha’ gonna do about it?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                  so true!"}

Who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been so awkward. "What are you doing, why are you holding me?" "Shhh just trust me.

Finally it's right! Someone else had said, "If you've ever washed your hands ten times in one day, gone back to check you locked the car three times in five minutes or been unable to concentrate on what the teacher was saying because he didn't rub ALL the chalk off the board near the edges ... then you'll totally understand this :)". Yep, CDO.

They should be in alphabetical order OCD just upsets me CDO makes way more sence

Poor idiot... (;

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.omg, i don't need a prince charming, but this is hysterical!