I've seen some really ugly handbags in our day, but here's one I don't quite understand. The $1,995 round plexiglass box clutch by Stella McCartney is essentially a shallow plastic jar that snaps open to hold your necessities. Doesn't it look like some fancy jar of face cream? At only six inches in diameter and two inches deep, there may not even be enough room for your wallet, cellphone, and keys!

I've seen some really ugly handbags in our day, but here's one I don't quite understand. The $1,995 round plexiglass box clutch by Stella McCartney is essentially a shallow plastic jar that snaps open to hold your necessities. Doesn't it look like some fancy jar of face cream? At only six inches in diameter and two inches deep, there may not even be enough room for your wallet, cellphone, and keys!

Roadkill Couture: The Birds...

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Stiletto ice skates.  DSquared $1485+

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Roadkill Couture: Interesting...

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Roadkill Couture: Ram horns.

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$800 Dior sandal with built-in sock.....   How awful is that.

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$800 Dior sandal with built-in sock..... How awful is that.

Would you pay $1,600 for Louboutin's covered in googly eyes? Neither would I...

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Would you pay $1,600 for Louboutin's covered in googly eyes? Neither would I...

DSquared2 ice skate stilettos, $1,500. You’ll always be prepared for an impromptu race around the rink in these Skate Moss heels.

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DSquared2 ice skate stilettos, $1,500. You’ll always be prepared for an impromptu race around the rink in these Skate Moss heels.

Miu Miu heels, courtesy of Net-a-Porter.com. Prada has produced a few pairs of ugly shoes this season, including the Marge Simpson-esque shoe boots and the three-in-one "must-have" creepers that make our heads explode. But designer Miuccia Prada is clearly on a role, because these new Miu Miu lace-up cutout leather heels, are an equally hideous Frankenshoe.

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Miu Miu heels, courtesy of Net-a-Porter.com. Prada has produced a few pairs of ugly shoes this season, including the Marge Simpson-esque shoe boots and the three-in-one "must-have" creepers that make our heads explode. But designer Miuccia Prada is clearly on a role, because these new Miu Miu lace-up cutout leather heels, are an equally hideous Frankenshoe.

First of all, yes it is a one-piece, despite the fact that it looks like a tankini. But more importantly, does anyone have any desire to look like they're wearing a swimsuit made out of wood? It's definitely... different! The worst part of this swimsuit though is definitely the non-detachable red belt with a heart buckle that reminds us of the ones on those gymnastics leotards we had as kids.

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First of all, yes it is a one-piece, despite the fact that it looks like a tankini. But more importantly, does anyone have any desire to look like they're wearing a swimsuit made out of wood? It's definitely... different! The worst part of this swimsuit though is definitely the non-detachable red belt with a heart buckle that reminds us of the ones on those gymnastics leotards we had as kids.

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