But this is a great inspirational quote because the g in lasagna is what makes it a "nya" sound not "na" and in Italian that's VERY important so basically be as useless as something super important. Lasagna is important. Be the G in lasagna.
Woohoo furry leg season is back rofl
Funny Confession Ecard: I usually laugh at my own texts before I send them because I rarely say something that's not hilarious.
Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. (Bestest friends talk about both!
Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase. Yep Steve is an asshole cheats on his live in girlfriend and talks bad about his ex wife.
Funny Confession Ecard: I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.
Everyone's all like, 'This wine pairs well with goat cheese and seafood.' And I'm over here like, 'which one pairs well with pizza rolls?' Henegar Except i would change it to what pairs well with spray cheese and crackers hahaha