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Your dreams... are dead.

When you wish upon a star.you're a few million years late. That star is dead.

Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

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Chocolate holds my hand. Chocolate is my kleenex. Chocolate can't pour a glass of wine, though.

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To the window To the wall To the sweat drop down my balls To all these bitches crawl To all skeet skeet motherfucker All skeet skeet god damn To all skeet skeet motherfucker All skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)

309 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. These are the BEST! @Alex Wilson

Daily Jokes: 309 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. _ got to There are some really funny things in here

Or Tequila..... Diane?   Oh that's right, you didn't leave the room!!

Just too funny! Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking like a 10 and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe. -- Story of my life

Princess Ariel on Hoarders. Oh crap, I thought of this while watching The Little Mermaid yesterday.

Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders. 'Look at this stuff isn't it neat?' No bitch. You have OCD and this is all trash. Love Ariel, but thought this was too funny to pass up.

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