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I'm Chief Sarcastic

I'm Chief Sarcastic


The typical workweek. Or as I like to call it.day four of the hostage situation


It's a beautiful day, I think I'll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.D

....then they look at me as if I should be ashamed.  Story of my life. That's me for sure !

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact. That is why you love me!

Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

What sleep?I'm not Sleeping Beauty.I need my beauty sleep to be alert&healthy&have energy to do my things. There will be other men&opportunities desperados/Speedy Gonzalezes/hasty people. I'm not rushing into anything.

ME ALWAYS!! They just don't ever realize they're being ignored! Dumbasses!

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

Yes you do.

"You are going to be fine. You come from a strong line of lunatics." This basically describes my family.

And heels can break you.

If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk. 30 quotes about life that are truly amazing.This is exactly right. Cinderella is a fairytale! For those of you who try to live up to it.