Dulce de Leche Apple Hand Pies (a. Apploffee hand pies) - quick to make decadent, and portioned control. Easy, mess-free to transport everywhere. They can be served with a drizzle of caramel or a scoop of ice cream.
[Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside. ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step]