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Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.

I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack.

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

you mean a minute?!

This is why my brain hurts at the end of every day. I have a 5 year old that is just now on this kick . a four year old . and a 3 year old who likes the word, "why.

- http://lolsvillage.com/?p=8254

This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

Definitely need these as well.

In your mind everything gets filed under the same list: Shit I Gotta Fucking Get Done. Just be honest and call it what it is. Uncensored and unapologetic, this handy little notebook helps you keep track of the shit you gotta fucking get done.

@Heather Creswell Danielewicz Hmmm.....

Me: For Christmas I want a Unicorn. Santa: Be realistic. Me: Ok I want a Boyfriend. Santa: What color do you want your Unicorn?

Just saying

Just saying

All I want to do is read!" *deepthroats 4 guys named Kyle, goes to a Skrillex concert* (Submitted by

Me!!!

Funny pictures about Three kinds of people. Oh, and cool pics about Three kinds of people. Also, Three kinds of people.

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