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Anti- valentine day quote : Dont even think about it ! last time you screwd up ! funny man aims gun at cupid with heart arrow


Lol I feel like this a lot. Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

!!That cop was my DAD,hahahaha

I can't believe that cop put me in the backseat when I clearly called shotgun. I think this is funny I think it says something about my sense of humor.

Drunk text the ex.. Yikes

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired.


Funny Confession Ecard: If you think 7 years of bad luck are too much for breaking a mirror.Try breaking a condom.

I’m always disappointed

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't catch on fire.

from Isabella & Max Rooms

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Shaggy was a weed-smoking hippie... I never put that together until right now. lol

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