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I just want a vacation with no phone; just alcohol and great sex.

It has definitely ALWAYS been that way....lol

I’ve reached that age where my brain went from “You probably shouldn’t say that” …. “What the hell, let’s see what happens” Make your life EXCITING and live FREELY!

Foghorn Leghorn - This about explains things.  Have to remember this on the days my meds haven't kicked in yet. LOL

Foghorn Leghorn - Boy, I say boy.You're about to exceed the limitations of my medication. LOVE IT!

I laughed...hard. @Kai Gradert-Lee Chambers  I thought you would think this was funny!

I really laughed out loud on this one! This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? I just licked her face in case it's contagious ~ Joke All You Can

HERE HOLD MY DIGNITY... - http://www.razmtaz.com/here-hold-my-dignity/

Here, hold my dignity.I've got some sketchy shit to do. You know you have thought about it at least once. Girl got fed up.

*and - "how do you find your way home each day?"* Yup

funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you


♎️ A Libra carry a lot of pain inside, and still wake up every morning with a smile on their face and make sure everyone else is okay.


New favorite palindrome: Dammit I'm Mad spelled backwards is Dammit I'm Mad

The 50 Best Funny Quotes To Share With Your Friends | YourTango

The 50 Best Funny Quotes To Share With Your Friends

Do you need a good, silly quote to share with your friends? Then look to these 50 best funny quotes that will help you show off your sense of humor and make anyone LOL.