On my grandma's side, we're related to Princess Diana. On my granddaddy's side, our ancestors were kicked out of England for planning to assassinate the royal family. This explains so much about my family. - This sounds so much like my ancestors.
Usually I can't stand teenager posts. But some of them are funny. And then there are some like this that directly relate to my life. And in theory, I'm not a teenager anymore. I'm just an inept grown up that can't afford a taco.