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Same chemical reaction

"Shooting a gun causes the same chemical reaction in the brain as a passionate kiss" forrr serious? Well since the whole kiss thing isn't happening right now, might as well go to the shooting range!

Be thankful and stop complaining.

quote - As you waste your breath complaining about life, Someone out there is breathing their last. Appreciate what you have. Be thankful and stop complaining. Live more, complain less. Have more smiles, less stress. Less hate, become more blessed.

Words to live by!

Beauty/Fashion Quote: It's better to be late, than arrive ugly! But really, we should try to find balance in both time and beauty

Kermit

Hahahaha Kermit is missing the middle finger though. Still laughing

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Because a restraining order never saved anyone and I just cant throw scissors with the speed and accuracy a life threatening situation might require.

That's just too much!!

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment. THIS IS MY LIFE

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Don't Like Guns ? Don't you try to hurt me or my family or attack me and mine in our home. You stay out of my house and life and we'll be just fine.

So true. nailed-it-

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So true! I am my daddy's mini me

"She loves and lives her life unruly! Tears up that dirt road in a dualy! "She Ain't Right"- Lee Brice ❤.

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