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Where's the direction to Neverland again?

HORNSSSSSS

Funny - It's not a tiara, I simply bedazzled my horns.

Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I'm in a "mental" hospital 40+hours a week and they'd probably make me stay over night if they really knew.

Be honest if people could hear what you are thinkingyou would be in a mental hospital funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

Mom said this too. And I thought the same thing "you will be baby sitting it mon" HAHA she died before I had the chance to laugh -.- and that, my friends, is something that I am sure she is laughing over.

Mom said this too. And I thought the same thing "you will be baby sitting it, Mom! She died before I had the chance to laugh -.- and that, my friends, is something that I am sure she is laughing over.

Story of my life!!

Born To Lie On A Beach Forced To Work so true so true

Smack!

You know how when your appliance is malfunctioning, you smack it with your hand and then it is all good again? Too bad we can't do that to people!

.so true thought that every time my mom made me take it!

Relatable Post: No cough syrup you're not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape

Fried as Punishment - funny tanning #quote pic

In 1000 years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

Don't judge a book by its cover, I hate math, school textbook, funny, humor meme

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I love his expressions haha. the teacher changes the slide before i'm ready

If she’s freaking out, kiss her forehead, hug her & call her beautiful.. If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place | Funny Tweeter

My husband knows this and sometimes remembers that often chocolate is the cure. N x "If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place"

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