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That awkward moment when all your friends in relationships complain how fat they are & you reply, 'Im single now & lost 20lbs!'

That awkward moment when all your friends in relationships complain how fat they are & you reply, 'Im single now & lost 20lbs!'

I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around the courtroom.

I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around the courtroom.

I’m getting pretty lazy. It doesn’t matter what time I wake up, it’s always 'too early.'

I’m getting pretty lazy. It doesn’t matter what time I wake up, it’s always 'too early.'

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