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It's not that I'm a quiet person so much as you're just not worth talking to.

Funny Confession Ecard: It's quite a burden some days being the source of so much envy and aspiration.

For those of you that want to make a deposit into your Checkins account, those do not exist, there is a Checking account and a Savings account.

If I have more than 3 days off work, I forget how to do my job. If it's more than a week, I forget passwords, co-workers names, etc.

"whenever I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let nearby thieves know I mean business"

More like three times! I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know I mean business.

WWII if FB had existed… some DARK humor, but hey, helpful for studying European History!

Perfect history lesson: this is literally the best thing I've ever seen! If it weren't for some of the language, this would be a great way to engage middle & high school students in WWII.

I keep meaning to get back to the place I donate money to every month, but that ice cream sure sounds good...

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

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True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

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