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isn't that the truth!?!?

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face - funny ecards

Lol Um...yup! Do your OWN friggin' work and stop acting like you don't have time to do it! Show up on time to work your full 8!

sad but true.

My phone died, so I spent some time with the family today. They seem like nice people #Ecard #Lol

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: That's how I roll, ladylike with a wad of bitch in my back pocket

When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my life alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up. =)

Funny Confession Ecard: When I get old, Im not going to sit around knitting. Im going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up! the-dark-side

ya theresa

Lol sometimes you just gotta turn down your psycho for just a little bit. The psycho always comes back :)

Sometimes you just gotta shut it down

Ev-e-ry day at work.

So true!

I say this to my husband all the time.I call it a "meriod"

Flight attendant prayer #aviationhumorpeople

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

Um, let's call this one "psychologist humor."  And might I add that I am not at all capable of processing being called out on my bullshit.

I will be here. I doubt it would happen, but I will be waiting.

I think this every single time I watch that show lol

Heck no I am not cleaning nasty stuff.

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, neither do I... funny ecard

Sarcasm, gotta love it ;


2 things I know for certain in my life: I have big boobs. My taste in music is wonderful.

Proud or scared

My mom & dad are proud!

Quit getting offended at cuss words. I said 'fuck', I didn't smack your baby...get the fuck over it. Fuck.

I didn't smack your baby, fuck lmao